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Malina Birch (character)

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malina bitch is JOHN CENA DO DO DO DOOOO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOO. She marries Nicolas Cage and has 32 children with him and 13 of them are tredecuples which means 13 of them are identical. She is 56 in the movie but her face was computer generated to be 21. She eats approximately 6000 calories a day to maintain her slim figure and works out 30 seconds a day. All of this research is from my brain and from the brain of the internet who i have thanked every day.

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